season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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