Dual....:-)
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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