I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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