I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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