Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she peed on how many people?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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