You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm too high and old for this...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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