I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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