I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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