You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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