So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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