I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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