i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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