bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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