I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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