I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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