While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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