Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
whose ass print is on the piano?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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