tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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