There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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