so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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