haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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