She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
operation harelip BJ is a go
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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