so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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