I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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