remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
too bad you live with your parents still
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
All I want is dick and wine.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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