i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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