ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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