"it" just moved
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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