does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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