yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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