I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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