honey bunches of taint.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
