Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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