If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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