bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We named our party play list daddy issues
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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