That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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