I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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