How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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