your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I don't think brook has ever known best
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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