What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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