Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
There's always time for handjobs
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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