ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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