You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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