You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Actions speak louder than pants.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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