We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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