he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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