No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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