Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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