You really coming over, don't trick.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
