so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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